PZ is a Star!

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The Pope is a Retard

Again… another title that should speak for itself, but I’m going to write something under this one too.  Feel free to stop reading now… you already have the gist of it.

Substitute Teacher IS NOT a Wizard.

A substitute teacher in Florida (of course) was fired for being a wizard.  Did he turn a student into a weasel?  Did he set the building on fire with his mind?  No.  He made a toothpick “disappear” and “reappear.”

You have to fucking be kidding me.

What Scientologists Say About Scientology

I knew it! I just KNEW it! Putting your penis in a collapsed star feels MUCH better than having intercourse with the rings of Saturn! Thanks, Xenu!

from www.funnyordie.com posted with vodpod

Gay Black Man Elected in Virginia

Lawrence Webb, an openly gay–and openly black–man in Falls Church was elected to the Falls Church city council.  He is the first gay black man to take an elected position in the Commonwealth of Virginia.  Hooray!

Does this mean Virginia is no longer the racist grandfather of the nation?

No.  No it does not.

Unacceptable

Frank Zindler recently asked the blogosphere what they wanted to see in American Atheists, Inc. as they shift directions following the dismissal of Ellen Johnson.  High on my list of improvements that AA needs to make before I consider rejoining are these:  more member involvement in decisions, less bureaucracy in general, join the Secular Coalition of America and stop being so belligerent about partnering with other organisations, but most of all, administrative transparency.  I want to know what any organisation I’m involved with is planning on doing and saying before they do and say it and I want to know why.

BBC Footage of Flying Penguins

Via Wally & Osbourne

EDIT: It is real if you believe in it!  I believe in the flying penguins!

Rush Limbaugh is a Criminal

I think the title will speak for itself, but I’m going to write a post anyway.

Hillary should be very pissed and hurt for winning in Indiana.  The group of Republicans who voted for Hillary, pushing her past Obama in the primary, voted for her as a joke.  Carrie White won prom queen and Hillary Clinton won in Indiana.  Neither of them were popular or deserving of the title, and both elections ended in hundreds of children dying in a crepe-paper-fuelled inferno.  Well, maybe not that last bit.  But don’t say I didn’t warn you when it happens.

It’s Over For Hillary…

… but do you think she’ll actually stop campaigning?

Devastation is Beautiful

Terra.cl has 35 gorgeous pictures of the volcano Chaitén erupting at night.  Chaitén erupted from 2 May to 4 May.  4,000 people were displaced and one woman was killed.

Pareidolia in the Himalayas

No, it’s not the Messiah.  It’s much cooler.

Atheist’s Requiem

I just sat through two hours of hellfire and brimstone through music… and loved it.

Richard Dawkins Interviewed by Fanny Kiefer

I can’t decide if Fanny Kiefer a very good interviewer or a right awful one.

Open Thread for Frank

Frank Zindler is temporarily taking over the position of president of American Atheists, Inc.

Sneak Peek: Martinsville

Some of you may know that I’m currently writing a screenplay for a zombie comedy that I will be filming this July.  It’s called Martinsville:  A Truly Horrible Horrifying Horror Film.  Here’s a sneak peek at the screenplay.

Ellen Steps Down

Ellen Johnson, president of American Atheists, Inc., has stepped down from her position.  I have spoken against her politics and the way she ran American Atheists’ decision making processes numerous times.

YouTube Drinking Game #1: Carol Channing is Completely Psychotic

This is from a 1985 TV movie of Alice in Wonderland.

An Atheist Prays

Happy National Day of Prayer! Here’s my prayer to celebrate today.

ADL PWNs Ben Stein

Three short paragraphs of Jew-on-Jew PWNage.

Cat Fight!

Hillary Clinton (hateful) and Bill O’Reilly (equally hateful) are going head-to-head on The O’Reilly Factor tonight.