Cat Fight!

Hillary Clinton (hateful) and Bill O’Reilly (equally hateful) are going head-to-head on The O’Reilly Factor tonight.

Boy (Who Is Not Me) Wants to Kill Jesus

This unfortunate-looking attention seeker

got the attention he was looking for yesterday.

Ryan Schallenberger (Really?  My spell-checker recognised that?) plotted to blow up his high school.  No, not because people made fun of his awkward attempt at facial hair, but because he wanted to die, go to heaven and kill Jesus.

Sigh.

PZ Effect

PZ linked to Dr. Walter Suglow: Lunar Scientist (or Win Ben Stein’s Credibility).

Holy crap.

The Dog Who Wouldn’t Die

My basset hound Gracie will not die.  Ever.

Terrorism is Gay

Totally gay.

Dogma Free America Is Back!

The podcast Dogma Free America is back online!  Are you as excited as I am?  I doubt it… I’m pretty fuckin’ excited.

Dr. Walter Suglow: Lunar Scientist (or Win Ben Stein’s Credibility)

My dear friend Ben R. Williams wrote this fantastic skit for No Shame Theatre last Friday.

Dr. Walter Suglow: Lunar Scientist
or:
Win Ben Stein’s Credibility

A skit by Ben R. Williams

Better Hide This One

marriedtothesea.com

Day of Silence and Ken Hutcherson

Today is the 12th annual Day of Silence.

Today, all across America, students will demonstrate against the bullying and harassment of their gay peers by taking a vow of silence during the school day.

Of course, some religious people have an issue with this.

Crazy Church

All I can say is WheeeeooooooooOOOOO!!!! Ma ma ma ma mai!  WheeeeeoooOOOOOOOOooOOOO!!!! Glory!  Ma ma ma ma mamama mai!!!  This is the best thing that’s ever happened to me.  WhooooooOOOOO!!!!! Glory!   WOOOO!! Hallelujah!!!

I sense a new Internet meme.

NCSE’s New Video

Eugenie C. Scott and the National Center for Science Education have just released a new video on YouTube:

Mystery

Someone asked on the Friendly Atheist Forums last night:

How comfortable are you with ‘mystery’  and the great unknowables of life, world and everything?

An Alliterative Rant on Current Events

Sometimes the best way to get a bunch of stuff off your chest at the same time is poetry.  We all know that poetry sucks, so I try to write very little of it.  I’ve saved you from having to put up with rhyme.  You won’t have the schadenfreude of watching me try to force rhymes this time… you’ll only get to see me stretch a few definitions to make them fit the pattern of plosives I plan to perfect in this pitiful presentation of practically painful poetry.  Oh shit… I’m doing it again.

Hasidic Ha Has

 

Mystery Science Theatre on Expelled

[From Darwin Central]

http://www.expelledexposed.com/

That’s Not Funny…

marriedtothesea.com

Umm… yes it is.

Azariah Southworth Comes Out… And Loses His Job

[video]

Azariah Southworth, host of the Christian television show The Remix, came out of the closet and lost his job last week.

I Fail at Atheism

I’m a horrible Atheist.

Between admitting that Christians are better spokespeople than Atheists for gay rights, linking positively to a Christian children’s cartoon, and talking to a Christian and agreeing more than disagreeing with him, I fail as a Hitchensian Atheist.

On top of that, I sang in the praise team of a Baptist church today.

But here’s the redeeming part of the story:

Congress Pronks Over Use of “Pronk”

This is pronking ridiculous. Everyone in Virginia (11th Pronk or otherwise) uses “pronk.” Anyone who doesn’t know that can pronk themselves directly in the pronk.

from www.theonion.com posted with vodpod

Euthanasia

I’m a big supporter of euthanasia.  There is no reason why a child in North Korea should not have the same benefits as a child in America.  They didn’t choose to be born into sla–

I’ve just been informed that I’m an idiot.  Allow me to start over.