This is from a 1985 TV movie of Alice in Wonderland.
Instructions:
- Drink a shot of whatever liquor you prefer every time the child makes an “Oh Sweet Jesus, I’m totally fucking scared out of my mind” face.
- Chug a glass of beer when Carol breaks out into song and dance.
- Carol is an alto. Drink a shot every time she pretends to be a baritone or a soprano for a note or more.
- Drink a shot every time you feel the need to shoot yourself while watching this video but can’t find a gun.
If you’re not passed out by the end of the video, you, sir, are better than I.
I’ll have you know, I played your game and have -yet- to take a single drink of alcohol!
Maybe you’re just too uncultured to appreciate the genius of Mrs. Channing!
Comment by JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH — 2 May 2008 @ 5:39 am
Your description sold it to me, & I don’t even know who Carol Channing is!
I’ve just wikkied her to find out.
Hang on, I’m going to wath the vid ….
Comment by StewartP — 2 May 2008 @ 7:25 am
… good lord that is very scary.
I feel grateful that Carol Channing has never before come to my attention, and thanks to you, I can ensure that I will avoid her in the future.
Comment by StewartP — 2 May 2008 @ 7:32 am
booyaakasha… my head a’splode
Comment by Dan — 2 May 2008 @ 12:25 pm
So in your banner are you boxing Jesus with “gay” or did you two decide to square off “in gay”? I’m confused.
Sincerely
An Ass-Raped Computer who still cries out “Does Not Compute!” in his sleep.
Comment by Extra G is for quality — 2 May 2008 @ 3:19 pm
Ass-Rape (Don’t blame me for your blog comment nomenclature, Steve, you brought it on yourself.) -
I’m boxing him in front of the gay. He is losing because the gay saps his Jesus powers.
Comment by Rev. Reed Braden — 2 May 2008 @ 4:39 pm
From the comments made, I can only deduce that gay has many more meanings than I was aware of:
gay(noun)- a fighting style that is apparently effective against religious icons (Ex. Steve just unleashed some gay on Buddha, and now he is crying into a pint of Ben & Jerry’s.)
gay(noun)- a place you can visit frequented by Reed (note: be careful, he’s a fighter). (Ex. Joe was hanging out in gay when Reed jumped out the shadows and punched him in the neck.)
Comment by Trey — 2 May 2008 @ 5:20 pm
juses i did this , fel relly awful now. yeh i follod thru with it but I consemd jack Daniels nistd of norlam beer.
Im of to bde. Nite XD
Comment by Tom — 4 May 2008 @ 6:50 pm