Sneak Peek: Martinsville

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Some of you may know that I’m currently writing a screenplay for a zombie comedy that I will be filming this July.  It’s called Martinsville:  A Truly Horrible Horrifying Horror Film.  Here’s a sneak peek at the screenplay.

[[Cut to inside of an old woman’s house. She is watching a soap opera. The doorbell rings and she gets up to answer it. Two zombies in white shirts, black pants and black ties are on her front porch.]]

ZOMBIE MORMON 1: Unnngh.

WOMAN: Oh dear Jesus. Do you people have no tact? My soaps are on.

ZOMBIE MORMON 2: Unnnnnnngggaaaaaarrrh.

WOMAN: Well, Christ. You know who needs to find your lives-in-a-spaceship Jesus? That’s my grandson Stephen. He lives just over yonder across the street there, you crazy-underwear weirdoes. [[Closes the door on the zombie Mormons.]] Fuckin’ Mormons. Fuckin’ Stephen.

- Reed Braden, Stephen Glassbrenner

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