YouTube Drinking Game #2: VenomFangX Licks His Own Taint

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I found this video from Hovind parrot, VenomFangX a few moments ago.  I’m not really bulimic, but I think I might have chronic vomiting disorder now that I’ve watched all 11 eye-gougingly painful minutes of VenomFangX’s “Why I am not an Atheist”.  It’s so self-pleasing (something Jesus was adamantly against, if I remember correctly) that he might as well curl up into a ball on camera and lick his own taint for 11 more minutes of my precious time.  Drinking game rules below the fold.

• First, you’ll want a preliminary shot to prepare you for the shitty audio.  I had this same microphone stuck to the side of my old beige CRT in 1995.
• When he pseudo-surreptitiously calls Atheists bad people or immoral people (saying it without explicitly saying it, but not hiding it well at all), take a shot of your favourite beer.  Liquor will kill you with this game.
• When he uses the same pseudo-surreptitiousness to say that Atheists (and other irrational people) have no meaning and no substance to their lives–showing that he was clearly never an Atheist to begin with–take a shot.
• When he grins/giggles during arrogant remarks, take a shot.
• When he makes a grammatical error or a bit of drawl enters his voice, take another shot.
• When he makes a straw-man representation of what Atheists (and other rational people) believe, take a shot and punch the back of your hand as hard as you can.
• When he makes a straw-man representation of what Atheists (and other rational people) do, take a shot and punch the wall as hard as you can.

This should send most people to their graves with alcohol, but for the heavy-hitters here’s a few bonus rules:

• After any statement that implies that Atheists recognise the existence of God but choose to go against him–again, a sign that he was never an Atheist to begin with–take a shot.
• When he changes voice to ask a rhetorical question and slips into a bout of the worst acting since Gigli, take a shot.
• When he makes an analogy that doesn’t make sense, take a shot.
• When he takes the belief of one Atheist to represent all Atheists, take a shot.
• For every verse that “proves” that Jesus was God, take a shot.
• For every ID argument directly stolen from Kent Hovind and his ghouls colleagues, take a shot.
• When he says that he can prove God by proving that the universe is not a turtle, drink the rest of your beer and cry for the sake of the world.

Good luck and don’t drink and drive!

This is for entertainment purposes only.  Playing this drinking game assumes the risk of alcohol poisoning.

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