I was browsing Yahoo Answers’ astronomy and space section, because sometimes listening to a gigantic horde of drooling, mouth-breathing troglodytes makes me feel better about my own flaws, when I came across this:
Who thinks Project Blue Beam is really gonna happen, leading to NWO?
I was blissfully unaware of what Project Blue Beam and NWO were, so I made the grave mistake of looking up that information on the interwebnets. Now, if I don’t share this information with others, a creepy wet girl will crawl out of my television set seven days from now and kill me.
From Wikipedia:
Project Blue Beam is a supposed covert project involving NASA and the United Nations. It consists of a plan involving four steps that stage an artificial Second Coming to establish a “one world religion” controlled by a New World Order.
Die in a fire.
Blue Beam is apparently based in the high security complex of Area 51 in Nevada. The project has been tested numerous times in remote areas creating holographic images of Jesus Christ and UFOs.
Die… in a fire.
Brace yourselves! Here comes a massive dump of idiocy.
There are four steps to Project Blue Beam:
The first step concerns the breakdown of all archaeological knowledge. It deals with staging earthquakes at certain precise locations around the planet where supposed new “discoveries” will finally explain (for them) that the meaning of the basic doctrines of all the world’s major religions are “wrong.”
The second step deals with the gigantic space show. 3D optical holograms and sounds, laser projections of multiple holographic images in different parts of the world, each receiving a different image, according to its predetermined original national religious faith. This new “god” image will talk in all languages.
The third step deals with telepathic electronic two-way communication. ELF, VLF, and LF waves will reach the people of the earth through the insides of their brains, making each person believe that his own God is speaking to him from within his own soul.
The fourth step involves universal supernatural manifestations using electronic means. The waves (frequencies) used at the time will allow supernatural forces to travel through fiber optics cable, coaxial cable, electric and telephone lines in order to penetrate all electronic equipment and appliances that will by then have a special microchip installed.
The goal of this step deals with the materialization of satanic ghosts, specters, and poltergeists all across the globe in order to push all populations to the edge of a wave of suicide, killing and permanent psychological disorder.
After that night of the thousand stars, humanity is believed to be ready for them to enter in a “new messiah” to reestablish peace everywhere at any cost, even at the cost of freedom.
I feel like someone just took a shit directly into my skull.
Even the journalists at the Onion, while on an LSD binge, couldn’t come up with this shit.
I know it was just a dream, I know I didn’t have an anal probe, and I know that I’m not under alien control!
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Comment by AV — 27 May 2008 @ 7:38 am
Awesome.
This is class-A lunacy, the kind of stuff that’s too good for even Art Bell. Highly entertaining.
Even better, the Wikipedia page uses a Geocities page as a source. Nothing says credibility like a Geocities page slapped up at three in the morning by a drooling paranoid kook.
Comment by Spook — 27 May 2008 @ 11:10 am
Wow! That is some absolutely brilliant conspiracy weaving.
As entertaining as the Project Blue Beam and NWO are, though, my favorite part is Johnny Spades seemingly sincere question of how to prepare posed to all those great minds that find the answers to life’s tough questions in Yahoo Answers. So, what we have is:
1. Mind-dumbingly stupid question based on an especially unique brand of idiocy
2. Question posed to a wonderfully ignorant populous.
3. The inserted belief that if this conspiracy can access your mind, project images, etc. that an “underground fallout shelter” is sufficient protection.
Well done, Johnny Spades, well done.
Comment by Trey — 28 May 2008 @ 4:19 pm
And is it just me or did the US government abandon Area 51 years ago since it is the most famous ‘top secret’ government site in the known world?
And that is the least of my problems with this entire ridiculous theory.
Comment by greymalkin — 29 May 2008 @ 8:48 am
That’s just what they WANT you to think! You’re playing into the hands of the man!
Oh… oh jeez… help me.
My eyes just rolled so far back that my optic nerves are wrapped around them thrice.
Is there a doctor in the comment section?
Comment by Rev. Reed Braden — 29 May 2008 @ 10:03 am
FUCK.
Reading it is … what?
Really, it’s not even coherent – where did the”NIGHT OF A THOUSAND STARS” come from? And how would sending special frequencies through a phone line cause people to see ghosts?
The fuck?
And, y’know, I think there’s something going on at Area 51 (why else is there so much security?), but nothing too out of the ordinary: testing new aircraft, weaponry, etc.
Let’s face it – it’s out in the middle of the desert, heavily guarded and is watched constantly for anyone coming within three miles. They’ve obviously got to be testing new technology of some sort there; new fighter jets, perhaps.
But obviously no TIME TRAVEL ALIEN UFO NWO ILUMINATI WEAPONS.
Whichever lying cunt thought of this rubbish, you can go kill yourself.
Comment by Tom — 31 May 2008 @ 7:24 pm
OK! SO, I GUESS YOU KNOW NOW THAT I WOULD BE THE MAJESAH. I AM BEING SEXUALLY ASSAULTED AND TORTURED 24 HRS A DAY BY NIGGER BARACK OBAMA WHO SPENDS TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS ELECTRUCUTING ME AND TORTURING ME AND SEXUALLY ASSAULTING ME AND DISPENSING SEVERE USA AIR FORCE POW TREATMENT.
SO, NOW THAT I KNOW, I AM ” Project Blue Beam is a supposed covert project involving NASA and the United Nations and the Queen of Morroco KYM ELAINE KEISER LAKDAIRI. It consists of a plan involving four steps that stage an artificial Second Coming to establish a “one world religion” controlled by a New World Order.
Die in a fire.
Blue Beam is apparently based in the high security complex of Area 51 in Nevada NO. THAT WOULD BE MY HOME THE NELLIS AIRFORCE BASE TORTURE CHAMBER ASSHOLE. The project has been tested numerous times in remote areas creating holographic images of Jesus Christ and UFOs.
OK. SO, NOW THAT I KNOW MY FEMALE ORGANS HAVE BEEN BURNED OUT BY EVERY INTERNATIONAL COUNTY AND THAT I AM BEING TORTURED BY BARACK OBAMA; BILL CLINTON; RECON SPECIALIST RUDY AND CEASEAR REYES; MONANCO DIRTBAGS AUGUSTINE AND MIKE REYES WHO PRETEND TO BE OF A ROYAL NATURE BUT THEY ARE FILITHY DIRTY PERVERTED MILITANTS FROM MONACO THAT ARE CHILD RAPIST AND PERVERTS. ALL ARE ATTACKING ME SO THAT NASA CAN SUCK PUSSY JUICES FROM MY VAGINA ANYTIME THEY WANT WHILE I DO NOT HAVE SEX FOR 9 YEARS. I’M SURE NASA WILL BE ENILIATED AS WELL AS, THE USA PRESIDENT AND MONACO. THEY WILL BE WIPPED OUT OF THE FACE OF THIS EARTH.
SO…. THIS MUST BE THE STAGED 2ND COMING OF AREA 51 AND THE “PLANET OF THE APS” STARRING BARACK OBAMA AND HIS 3RD WORLD MILITANT OF NIGGERS AND MEXICAN CARTEL. THIS IS A CIVIL WAR LOCATED HERE IN N. LAS VEGAS, NEVADA. HOWEVER, MY CHILDREN ARE BEING SEXUALLY ASSAULTED IN 2ND GRADE AND THE 6TH GRADE BY EVERY MEXICAN CARTEL, FUCKING NIGGER, FUCKING AIR FORCE BASE WHITE DUKE AND SMITH FUCKING TEACHERS AND ALL OF CLARK COUNTY LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS ARE SEXUALLY ASSAULSTING ME AND MY CHILDREN. GUESS, IT’S PRETTY REAL. BARACK OBAMA AND RECON SPECIALIST RUDY REYES AND THE RECON DUKE ASTRONAUTS STARTED A INTERNATIONAL WAR AND WILL NOT STOP MURDERING ME AND MY FAMILY. THIS IS A NASA; NIGGER; MEXICAN CARTEL; ITALIAN WAR AGAINST WHITE PEOPLE THAT BILL CLINTON THOUGHT WOULD BE FUNNY AS AN OLD MAN TO WATCH AN ENTIRE FAMILY GET MURDERED.
JZ SEAN CARTER AND HIS NIGGERS ARE HOG TIEING AND RAPPING MINOR CHILDREN. CAREY SHARP AND ELIZABETH SHARP ARE DRUG ADDICTS AND CHILD KILLERS THAT BILL CLINTON HIRED SO THAT HE COULD BEAT OFF WHILE I WAS BEING RAPPED AND TORTURED. BILL CLINTON IS A SICK MOTHER FUCKER. BUT MIKE AND AUGUSTINE REYES-RAINER FROM MONACO PALACE ARE SICK, DRUG ADDICTS, HOMOSEXUAL FAGS THAT WILL NOT STOP PLAYING WITH THEIR PENNIS AND BEATING OFF ON BARACK OBAMA.
SOUNDS PREETY REAL TO ME MOTHER FUCKER.
MILITANT AUGUSTINE AND MIKE REYES-RAINER FROM MONACO PALACE ARE ASSASSINATING ROYAL FAMILIES INTERNATIONALLY. WE MUST ASSASSINATE AUGUSTINE, MIKE AND RUDY REYES WHO TO OVER THREW MONOCO PALACE AND NOW CALL THEMSELVES THE ROYAL “RAINER” FAMILY.
RECON SPECIALIST RUDY REYES AND MEXICAN CARTEL CEASAR REYES HAVE ASSASSINATED NAMORA’S ROYAL FAMILY. RUDY REYES IS A DUAL AGENT AND IS HIRED BY BARRACK OBAMA TO ASSASSINATE ROYAL FAMILIES INTERNATIONALLY.
DO NOT TRUST BARACK OBAMA OR RECON SPECIALIST RUDY REYES. HE IS A TRADER TO HIS OWN USA. HE ASSAILANTS USA ROYAL FAMILIES WHEN THEY ARE TOO POWERFUL AND TOO RICH.
BARACK OBAMA, USA PRESIDENT IS A SEXUAL PREDITOR. HE LIVES AT N LAS VEGAS NEVADA NELLIS AIR FORCE BASE. HE IS TORTURING WHITE WOMEN AND SEXUALLY ASSAULTING THEIR 3 YEAR OLD BABIES. HE TORTURES ME 24 HRS A DAY AND IS SEXUALLY ASSAULTING AND MURDERING
DO NOT TRUST MONOCO RAINER. HE IS AN IMPOSER WHO ASSUMED THE IDENTITY OF THE ROYAL RAINER FAMILY. MIKE AND AUGUSTINE REYES ARE FILTHY DRUG ADDICTS AND CHILD RAPIST. THEY ARE CURRENTLY ON USA SOIL TORTURING ME 24 HRS A DAY WITH SEVERE POW EQUIPMENT AND HAVING GROUP SEX WITH BARACK OBAMA AND THE MONOCO RAINER AND REYES BROTHERS.
THEY ARE ON USA SOIL AND HAVING GROUP ANAL SEX WITH BARACK OBAMA; MONOCO’S PRINCE RAINER AKA RECON SPECIALIST RUDY REYES AND AUGUSTINE REYES AND HIS BROTHER MIKE REYES RAINER ALL HAVING SEX WITH MINOR CHILDREN AT THE N LAS VEGAS NELLIS AIR FORCE BASE AND THE CLARK COUNTY DETENTION CENTER ALL HOUSE PRE-SCHOOL CHILDREN FOR REYES BROTHERS AND THE USA PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA WHO IS NASTY CHILD PREDICTOR.
BARACK OBAMA AND MONACO’S/RECON SPECIALIST RUDY REYES AND THE REYES BROTHERS ARE TORTURING WOMEN AND CHILDREN AND ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD WITH NASA BACK UP. USA TAKING OVER THE WORLD. SEND UNDERCOVER INTO THE ABOVE MENTIONED PLACES AND YOU WILL FIND WE ARE IN A CIVIL WAR. DON SHARP IS A PERVERTED NASA ASTRONAUT THAT ALLOWS THESE FILTHY FUCKING RECON SPECIAL FORCES TO TORTURE ME. REYES AND OBAMA TOGETHER JUST BURNT A TRILLION DOLLAR HOLE IN MY RIGHT OVARY SO THAT I WOULD NOT SEND OUT THIS MESSAGE. SO HELP ME.
KYM KEISER
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Comment by Rev. J. Reed Braden — 14 September 2009 @ 4:48 pm
Recently I have been having clairaudient experiences wherein I recorded conversations on a hand-held micro-cassette recorder. When I played back the recording, there are third, fourth and sometimes groups of people speaking who are not present where the conversations occurred. The comments these people make sometimes are relevant to what the parties present talk about; those parties being myself and one other. However, at times the comments of persons not present are historical going back to how human life was created (example: I hear, “did I ask you to lay foam in the tide?”) (what I think this means is human life was not to regenerate or human life was not to be. I am not sure. I need meeting up with someone else who can help me decipher the meaning of what I am hearing. I have copyrighted the recordings for posterity. Anyway in going on–following the quotes–”great mix”. “We threw them in the mix of time–those two criminals”. “They have stolen human form–innocence”. “Starvation on the way”. “Religion has turned to politics”. “We are looking for a Scottish woman. We are trying to find you”. I think of Mary queen of Scots here, wherewith Queen Elizabeth I might have let Mary live. “Martha, quit fooling around. Please put your hands up to your sides”. I am not misquoting here. It is a male speaker and he says, “Martha, quit fooling around………”. I think of George Washington here. “And I won’t do my mothers painting”. “They’ve stolen nanna”. “I got a book–I got to put that on market”. And there are many other clairaudient comments I will not go into now. Sometimes, comments being made are coming from parties present; however, those comments generate from the sub-conscience minds of those present. I know this because I hear the comment and it is not germane to what is being spoken about by present company; however, the voice of the speaker is that of company present. “Death is former in the opposite of time”. “We are the people of the time”. “I am the universe–face forward”. “Fivish of the beast”. “There is no one here except the drones”. “Took me out of our (yes I hear our) coffins–tried to kill us”. “Forensic stereo delay. I have a working timer”. In moving on–these clairaudient experiences began occurring spontaneously coming through my phone line wherein one of the calls I received expressed the following spoken by a male: “Messiah. Hi Janet. Pick up the phone. Son of David”. Another spoken by two women talking to each other, but not as you would hear two women speaking on a party line. Let me give you some history to the later phone call. It was Sunday. 10 am or so the phone rang. I was sitting across the room from where the phone is, so I did not initially get up upon hearing the phone ring, as I have an answering machine which receives the call in my absence. After the beeps before one leaves a message, I heard two women speak. I do not know those women, so I let the message record. When I got up to rehear the message, there was no message. I then took my cell phone, called my land-line and left a message for knowing if my answering machine was working. My message recorded. I only wondered why the call from those women did not record. Six pm that night recorded were two messages being: “Are you going to be like Stanley and keep crying? No. I am alright. After the attack that girl’s catholic anthem (interjecting here is a static comment drawn out——J E W I S H) is quite effective. Then I hear in heavy static– I AM THE JEWISH CHRIST–I HAVE COME FOR MY SHEEP. This phone message is followed by a second being: “Vernim. We’ll burn them. I have a horrible feeling about this. If she continues, the earthquake”. There are several other clairaudient phone messages I had received which I will only now reference two. I received those I did not date then, but in memory, I think those came in March of 2009. The phone calls are high pitched, I deem those “alien sounding”. Because of the strangeness of the sound of the recording, I rerecorded those on a hand-held micro-cassette recorder for future reference when I may have equipment in clearing the high pitch and then hear what if anything is being said. I have audited those recordings through an audio editor program. I hear: “…………Jesus will appear in person”. “What”?………….”The death of Jesus Christ was necessary. Tell Janet it is important to tell the people Jesus is NOT coming back”. I have told you. Remember what Jesus Christ said, “as I and the father are one so too are you one with the father. No one gets to the father, except through me”. I believe the rapture and second coming is a set up.
Oh, one other experience I have had you may consider: It was Saturday night. I was listening to my usual radio station. The commercials came on I changed to another station through the break. The station I turned to was playing a nice medley of songs. I thought I need remembering to tune into this station Saturday evenings. I received a call through my answering machine being: “The case is deadly paid for. That station will take you off track. The book that Charlie wrote”. The later is for your interpretation. I have mine. Remember in quantum mechanics is thought every thought has a frequency”. “Humanity is tied into one at the subatomic quantum level, where the elements of emotions are fired–love being an element. Jesus Christ said, “love one another as I have loved you”. “Love the lord thy God with your whole heart, mind and being”. Remember, Our Omnipotent God does not possess love, the Godhead is love. “Seek the truth and you will find it”. Secularly speaking remember the Three Musketeers–”all for one and one for all”. Check out the concept: panentheism–the Godhead manifests–God is all–all in God.
I will share one more abstract experience with you. It follows quantum mechanic theory of sub-atomic particles. Recently I was looking after my mother-in-law, as my sister-in-law needed working, therewith needing someone looking in the physical safety of my aging mother-in-law. Upon arriving at the residence on a given morning, my sister law informed me my cell phone number rang her cell number ten times in a row. I checked my purse where my cell phone was in ascertaining the phone was not pressing against things which would cause it to ring someone number. However, I did not have my sister-in-laws number set a speed dial. Then my sister-in-law showed me a smiley which had been sent her. I thought wait a minute. It is already mystifying you received those then phone calls, and that you got a smiley confirms an electromagnetic willed experience, but I did not make those calls. To get to the smiley I need first selecting the recipients number, then moving through files to get to the smiley, then press send while the cursor is pointed at the smiley. There is no doubt about this was mystical. Take care. Stay/be in the know.
Comment by janetmarie — 23 October 2009 @ 2:20 pm
Correction: “Jesus will appear in public”. I am not really sure of the last word in the phrase I hear, but certainly if Jesus appears, it will be in person. That is redundant. I was typing so fast and I did not edit my typing.
Also I wanted elaborating my close. Stay/be in the know. Many have heard, “the truth will set you free”.
Comment by janetmarie — 23 October 2009 @ 10:23 pm
Address to mama–
All major world religions believe in an omnipotent God with different names. Jesus, presented in many christian religions is presented as, “the son of God”. Jesus however still bears the title of prophet. Jesus said, as I and the father are one, so too are you one with the Father. The father being the one omnipotent God of all and about all creation. In Jesus represented as God is misleading without elaboration. The triune God is a trinity of three distinct persons, God the Father, the son and holy spirit. The son represents all of humanity as Jesus said and I quote earlier. Jesus is consubstantial with the Father meaning Jesus knows the mind of the father, and is part of the father in understanding his ways. In getting some insight of the mind of God I reference you to Charles Hartshorne and Alfred North Whitehead who posit God di-polar wherewith the mind of God is abstract, fixed, unchangeable being not having set emotions, love for one, and principles and concrete wherewith the mind of God is in flux. Humanity representing the flux, except those who have tabbed into the abstract mind of God are now more aware of God as the “mysterium tremendum”. Reference Rudolf Otto, John of the Cross and Saint Teresa of Avila and others in understanding this state while yet human. What I am bringing out here besides what I have already expressed is those who believe in God by other names, except in some major world religions think Jesus Christ is a prophet, not God. So should the world governments proceed in creating a hologram presenting Heavenly figures appearing before mankind seeing Jesus Christ many even Catholics think of Jesus Christ representing the father in the flesh. The operative word here is representing.
I will share another clairaudient clip herewith wherein I hear Jesus and king David mentioned in the same paragraph. Wherewith the name of Jesus is heard is said–”we have ransomed your life for the PROPHET JESUS”. I will not now go into the whole paragraph. The heavenlies who relayed this message to me refer to Jesus Christ as prophet.
Those in the world confusing the heck out of us do so, because they are not giving it to us straight. Jesus Christ gave it to us straight. In a time such as ours–they will say Jesus is hear, there, everywhere. Jesus said, DON’T BE FOOLED. You, God, Jesus, me all are one in the father. I reference you panentheism wherewith the concept is elaborated. Take care.
Comment by janetmarie — 23 October 2009 @ 11:00 pm
OMS (oh my self) If it was in wikipedia IT MUST BE GOSPAL!@
Comment by jesus — 6 January 2010 @ 1:40 am