Four hours until episode twelve of Two Smokin’ Hot Freethinkers goes live on uStream.
29 June 2008
Email Confidentiality Does Not Exist, Zukiwi.
WARNING: If you don’t like Internet drama, don’t read this post.
TSHF Podcast: Independence Day Special, 4:30 PM Sunday
Tomorrow (today, technically) at 4:30 PM EDT (8:30PM GMT, 1:30PM PDT), tune in for the live video broadcast of Two Smokin’ Hot Freethinkers Podcast.
We’ll be talking about several issues that are even MORE American than apple pie! You heard me! MORE AMERICAN THAN APPLE PIE AND CAPS LOCK ON THE INTARWEBZ!!!1!
Tune in on the uStream page before 4:30 PM EDT to watch Katie and I in action! You can even interact with the show via a convenient chat room on the page!!!! ZOMGLES!!!
The video is ONLY available to those who watch live. If you download it later as part of the podcast, you will only get the audio… and as we saw last week, that’s never guaranteed not to suck.
28 June 2008
Seven Words
This is a skit I wrote and performed for No Shame Theatre last night.
Seven Words
by Reed Braden
Reed: I recently learned that the phrase “The Seven Words,” used by comedians to refer to the late, great George Carlin’s “Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television,” Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits, also refers in theological circles to the seven sayings of Jesus Christ on the Cross. That got me thinking…
Update on RDFRS Chat Situation
WARNING: If you don’t like Internet drama, don’t read this post.
RDFRS Chat Has Gone Completely Psychotic
WARNING: If you don’t like Internet drama, don’t read this post.
26 June 2008
I’m a Christian
I was walking in the woods where my family might be buying some property when I felt so overjoyed by the miracles of nature around me and the beauty of the trees that I felt a guiding force pull me to look up and soak in a sunbeam that was bursting through the clouds right above me. When I saw what was above me, my jaw dropped. God was in the sky, revealing Herself to me.
Yes, God exists and is a woman.
Luckily I had my camera with me and was able to take photographic evidence that God revealed Herself, in all Her Glory, to me.
25 June 2008
Two Smokin’ Hot Freethinkers at 4:30 EDT Sunday
Everyone knows that Atheists and others of the unchurched sleep in until 4PM on Sundays. It’s the only way to truly avoid the crowd of bluehairs on the road driving from church to the cafeteria. There’s no better way to wake up in the afternoon than to tune in live for a new episode of Two Smokin’ Hot Freethinkers Podcast! (Except for maybe a blowjob by Rose McGowan.)
Tune in to our uStream channel before 4:30 PM EDT (8:30PM GMT, 1:30PM PDT) for the second live episode of Two Smokin’ Hot Freethinkers and catch the other episodes at TwoSmokinHotFreethinkers.blogspot.com!
Gay Commercial?
I have an interesting question for my readers in reference to the Heinz mayonnaise ad referenced in my previous post about Bill O’Reilly.
If the ad were indeed a “gay thing” (which it’s not), do you think it would have run at all?
I Get Gifts
So my friend Austin bought me this at a store called The Gay Dolphin.
It’s a bracelet covered with Jesuses and Maries. (I assume those are the correct plurals.)
Why?
Yay and Boo to The Onion
The Onion is celebrating Gay Pride this week. The Onion RSS feed has been resending every article they have ever written about gays, lesbians, bisexuals and transsexuals since Monday.
A large banner stretches across the page: “CELEBRATING GAY PRIDE.” They even have a new logo for the occasion: The usual onion in gay pride colours.
It’s always nice to see a progressive company stick up for the rights of those who need them.
But must my RSS reader be filled with stuff I’ve read before? Yes, we’ve all read “Local Bar Comes Out As Gay,” “Gay Gene Isolated, Ostracized,” and the all-too-true “Where Do Homosexuals Get All Their Energy.” They’re all laugh-out-loud hilarious, but so is the stuff you right on a daily basis! Can you not write gay-themed articles this week and publish only the new ones?
I think you’re just using Gay Pride to lax off of work.
(I’m only kidding. I love The Onion and read it religiously. Keep up the good work.)
24 June 2008
Bill O’Reilly is a Moron (If you don’t already know that…)
Heinz launched a commercial in the UK that features a normal family getting ready in the morning and the mother making her kids sandwiches with Heinz mayonnaise. The only thing different: the mother was replaced by a Brooklyn deli cook to emphasize that the mayo was “deli style.”
Graphic Depiction of Graphic Language
Roe posted about a neat little tool that someone used to create a graphic representation of words used in the Old Testament.
I took a few of my most popular recent posts and plugged them in to see what my blog would look like.
I love that “fucking” is the same size as “God.”
23 June 2008
E Pluribus Unum, Motherfucker
The American national motto, as Benjamin Franklin coined it, is E Pluribus Unum. It means, “Out of Many, One,” and perfectly captures the idea of America as a great melting pot: where whites and blacks, natural-born citizens and Mexican Americans, Christians and Atheists can live together and share the status of American.
Our other national motto, the more famous one that is touted on gaudy posters in every public school in the nation, was crapped out by McCarthyist reactionists and “Red Scared” religious nuts in 1957 as a knee-jerk reaction to Communism. The regal Latin model was shouldered out of the way on a loophole: it was only the motto de facto and was not passed as the national motto by a Congressional Act. Until McCarthy and his loons started yelling about it, the motto didn’t have to be passed by Congress to be official, but they needed a loophole and they made one.
So what’s the big deal?
R.I.P. George
George Carlin died last night of heart failure at the age of 71. I think I speak for everyone when I say shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.
22 June 2008
TSHF Podcast, Live, at 6:45 EDT
Two Smokin’ Hot Freethinkers will return, live, in a little more than an hour. Tune in at 6:45 PM EDT at my uStream page.
There is a chat room on the page for you to participate in the recording.
Two Smokin’ Hot Freethinkers Returns!
After an unintentional hiatus, Katie and I are returning to the podcast tomorrow with a new feature: we will be broadcasting live for the first time on uStream. If you tune in for the live broadcast, you can participate in the show on the chat room. Go visit my uStream page at 6:45 PM EDT, 3:45 PM PDT, 10:45 PM GMT.
21 June 2008
Thought
This was in yesterday’s Photoshop Phriday at Something Awful.com.
The theme was unnecessary advertisements: adverts for things like the sun, existence and matter.
