I saw this on a wall in a record shop in Florida.
“Choreographed Exercise to Contemporary Gospel Music: Believercise”
The picture on the front makes it worth it a million times over.
I wonder what kind of choreography it uses…
“Genuflect, two, three, four, one, two, three, four. Okay, now sit, kneel, stand, sit, kneel, stand, sit, kneel, stand. Next move: spread your arms out to your side, palms out, and bring them in, palms to each other. You’re doing great! Here we go: crucifixion, pray to God, crucifixion, pray to God…”
Yeah… I’d listen to it everywhere I went.
F me in the A. That’s Christarded*.
~Dan
*-oh, I should copyright that… nah, creative commons license, y’all… :)
Comment by postymcposterton — 7 June 2008 @ 1:13 pm
**- hah, someone thought of it first…
meh. :)
Comment by postymcposterton — 7 June 2008 @ 1:14 pm
Your choreography reminds me of Tom Lehrer’s Vatican Rag.
“First you get down on your knees, fiddle with your roseries, bow your head with great respect and, genuflect, genuflect, genuflect…”
Comment by Jack Carlson — 8 June 2008 @ 12:49 am
I actually own a copy. Golden find at a Goodwill. Any buyers?
Comment by Presto — 7 August 2009 @ 5:15 pm
Presto- do you still have that copy of Believercise? My mom used to have one, but it got lost somewhere–let me know if you’re still selling!
Comment by keziah — 15 November 2009 @ 3:58 am