I was walking in the woods where my family might be buying some property when I felt so overjoyed by the miracles of nature around me and the beauty of the trees that I felt a guiding force pull me to look up and soak in a sunbeam that was bursting through the clouds right above me. When I saw what was above me, my jaw dropped. God was in the sky, revealing Herself to me.
Yes, God exists and is a woman.
Luckily I had my camera with me and was able to take photographic evidence that God revealed Herself, in all Her Glory, to me.
I’m joining a new church with an already-large Internet ministry.
Makes just as much sense as a frozen waterfall in three parts, doesn’t it?
Comment by Rev. Reed Braden — 26 June 2008 @ 8:27 pm
I’ll bet her taint smells like ozone.
Comment by bugsoup — 26 June 2008 @ 8:41 pm
Yeah, I’m going to go ahead and say that Francis Collins has benefitted mankind and demonstrated his genius on enough occasions for me to rule in favor of said Mr. Collins over Reed Braden, Esq.
Court Adjourned!
(and any sass and I will find you in contempt of court)
Comment by Trey — 26 June 2008 @ 9:26 pm
P.S. Very nice picture. I really like clouds too.
Comment by Trey — 26 June 2008 @ 9:32 pm
I’d hit that.
~Dan
Comment by postymcposterton — 26 June 2008 @ 10:08 pm
Oh, blimey.
You see, I thought God was a guy the whole time, especially after that incident wherein he manifested his arsehole in the form of a cloud formation – right here.
Comment by Tom — 27 June 2008 @ 10:17 pm
Tom, women can GoaTse too.
Comment by Rev. Reed Braden — 28 June 2008 @ 6:05 pm
Ah, yes – Femse!
Comment by Tom — 29 June 2008 @ 7:11 am