Everything is the fault of God’s wrath on homosexuality, or so says Westboro Baptist Church and its founder Fred Phelps. Hurricanes, wildfires, tornadoes, war fatalities, terrorist attacks… it’s all the fault of us sinnin’ sodomites.
But how can we spin this to mean that God hates fags? I’m sure there’s a way. C’mon, Fred, try! I know you can do it!
A fence and garage at Fred Phelps’ Westboro Baptist Church became engulfed in flames early Saturday, according to the Topeka Capitol-Journal Web site. The fire did not spread to the church building.
(Via Pharyngula)
Easy. Topeka is a cesspool of god hating satan worshipping gays that have no morality and have the bare minimum mental capacity to light a fire and vandalize the one and only place on earth that god loves.
Either that or he’ll say their parking attendant is gay.
Comment by Daniel Williams — 4 August 2008 @ 3:55 pm
Satan placed a Mini Cooper, a car the pillow biters love in ‘ole Freddie’s gay-rage when he was out smiting heathens.
Comment by Hugh G Rection — 4 August 2008 @ 4:23 pm
Maybe Freddie has a Corvette and Goddaroo thought it was an extension of his penis. How gay is that?
Comment by Hugh G Rection — 4 August 2008 @ 4:50 pm
It just proves that someone’s flamin’ in Topeka!!
Comment by Volly — 4 August 2008 @ 5:49 pm
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Pingback by Fogo na igreja dos outros é refresco… • Ateus do Brasil — 4 August 2008 @ 6:28 pm
Hugh G, I figured something out: maybe the Cooper set alight because God Hates Brits, which is another wonderful piece of wisdom from Ol’ Mister Phelps.
Did you hear about the WBC picket in Hawaii recently? It got rickrolIed – fucking RICKROLLED!
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If God burnt down his garage, it either means that the people who constructed the house were “fags”, or that THEY are fags.
Phone up and ask them who built the garage, then remind them that God hates fags, and since He obviously hates that individual(s), then . . .
Well, you understand. Fred must be seriously questioning his own beliefs now, wondering as to why God hates him – oh noes, does that mean he’s a fag!!!????1111one9001?
I hope he has trouble getting to sleep.
Comment by Tom (Tit) — 4 August 2008 @ 7:24 pm