OBAMA’S MOMMA!

Highlights of the rant:

…knockin’ up women all over the Kenyan village of Africa.

Silly me, all this time I thought Africa was a continent, not a village in the African nation of Kenya.

My momma told me, and I trust my momma, and her momma told her, and she trusts her momma, and I trust both of ‘em

My momma’s momma told me that blacks have no business in polite society and she refers to blacks as “pickininnies”.  She is not a reliable source of ethical principles just because she happened to have birthed the woman who, several years later, birthed me.  If everyone thought like their grandmothers, you would still poop in a different public restroom than I do, Reverend.

…was a sloozy, was a floozy, was a low-life snail-eatin’ white woman!

Them’s fightin’ words there, Jesus man.

and if you don’t like it, go tell my momma that you don’t like it.

Okay…

Dear Mrs. Loudman,

Your son, Rev. Cray Z. Loudman set black culture back seventy years on his Internet video by proclaiming that white women who sleep with black men are vile and disgusting whores, propagating the disgusting belief that white women are of a better race than black men and for a white woman to step down from her caste to be with a lower-caste black man is akin to prostitution and sexual deviance of the worst degree.  He then passed the blame onto you and your own mother.  Out of respect for you, I was deeply offended by what your son did to Black America and your dignity as his mother.  I didn’t like it.

Sincerely,
Reed Braden

…the trashiest thing since the Staten Island landfill.

The landfill in Staten Island is called the Fresh Kills Landfill.  When it was in operation, it was actually very well-organised and efficient and it had good odour control.  The landfill was shut down and the site was cleaned and is being converted into a public park.

Also, Ann Dunham, Barack Obama’s mother, was born in 1942 and the Fresh Kills Landfill opened in 1948, so she is not, “since the Staten Island landfill.”  The landfill was created after she was born.  Sorry.  Try some fact checking next time you attempt to be snarky.

Leave Bristol Palin alone!

He’s the black Chris Crocker!

Hey, John Roberts, you gotta daughter?

I couldn’t help but imagine a terrible scenario when he said that.

Hey!  …  Hey!

Hey you!  Yeah, you!  Listen to me when I’m talkin’ on this here streetcorner!

Let’s find out what your homosexual children are doing.

Okay… but I have a feeling you’re not going to like it, sir.

You wanna get down ‘n’ dirty?  C’MON!

Every night, Jesus man… every night.

So… so… so… there you have it.

So… so… so… I don’t know what it is you gave me to have.

All I have to say to counter the whole 8 minutes of this video is that Obama’s grandmother wasn’t a governor pushing for abstinence-only sexual “education,” so her daughter’s pregnancy is not politically relevant.  The relevance of Bristol’s foetus is that it is proof of the ineffectiveness of abstinence-only “education” as a means of preventing teen pregnancy and the reaction to it from the McCain camp was one of brazen hypocrisy.

Poe’s Law?

(Tip o’ the hat to Friendly Atheist)