Hello again peoples, I am Chimbley and this is the Carnival of the Godless #104 or, as I like to call it, Carnival of the Chimbley #1

Hello, I am Chimbley and I am hosting the Carnival of the Godless.  Us cats don’t believe in gods, so this is my thing.  Silly Person Reed wanted it to be his thing, but he is tied up in the closet (Oh the jokes I could make!) with a ballgag in his silly mouth.  This is my Carnival of the Godless now!  First order of business:  This silly carnival will now be called the Carnival of the Chimbley.  Second order of business:  You will give me milk to drink and then I will have terrible gas in your face.  I do not care.  I am a cat.

From Ben Connor Barrie at Grown Ass People, we have From the Front Lines of the War on Evolution.

Well, this was rather interesting, but it could have used more raw fish.  I was quite amazed to learn that some silly peoples still don’t believe that evolution is true.  It was not hard to convince us cats.  You show us a video of a lion eating a gazelle’s innards and tell us is our great-great-great-grandfather cat and we will believe it with much enthusiasm, but I guess telling Ben Stein that his great-great-great grandfather threw his poo is not nearly as convincing, although I can’t tell the difference between the two!  Oh ho ho!  That is what us cats like to call a ZING!

Greta Christina, that other fantastic Gaytheist, wrote Faith as a Last Resort and What Does Science Have To Do With Atheism?

Us cats are very fond of lesbians and so I am a bit biased, but GRETA CHRISTINA IS TEH BEST BLOGGER EVAR!  I am so sorry.  I slipped into lolcat.

In the first link, Greta explains how silly people use this faith thing as an argument when they have run out of good arguments.  We cats don’t need faith, just people-furniture to ruin.

In the other link, Greta looks at why science and Atheism are so intertwined–like balls of wonderful, wonderful yarn–in Atheist blogs and books.

Archvillain presents Alchemy, Astrology, and Other Nutty Ideas and Not This Crap Again! at A Dark and Sinister Force for Good.

Oh ho! The pesky, silly humans still believe they can read the stars and turn lead bars into gold.  You should all know now that only us cats have those powers and they come to us naturally.  One cannot learn to change elements or read the stars, one must be born into it and purr a lot.

The second post has a picture of Jean-Luc Picard in it.  Us cats like Star Trek very very much.

Eight Minutes Old presents Christian Pareidolia Study (Part III): The Analysis posted at Eight Minutes Old.

EMO made graphs of sightings of images of Jesus and his mother.  Clearly this blogger has too much time on his hands and needs to adopt a cat to keep him busy.

David Gross presents The Picket Line — 31 October 2008 posted at The Picket Line.

I cannot decide if I like David Gross or not.  He does not like the governments telling him what to do, and neither do I, but he wants a lack of government instead.  I do not like this.

My ideal government is what I like to call a Chimbley-archy, but if that doesn’t work, anarchy is good too, as long as I can still put silly human people in chains.

Magdalune presents In-your-face Religion posted at Sowing Seeds in Winter.

Magdalune writes a delightfully poignant grievance against fundamentalists and evangelicals getting in people’s faces.  This is much different, however, to us cats getting in your face.  When us cats shove our faces in your faces, it is adorably adorable, no matter what your opinion on the matter is.  It just is.  When silly fundy people do this, it is generally stinky and not nice.

GrrlScientist presents God is Hate posted at Living the Scientific Life.

GrrrrrrrrrrlScientist is growling at me.  I wish she wouldn’t.  I try to be a PurrrrrrrrrrChimbley, but it is so difficult to purr with GrrrrrrrrrrlScientist grrrrrrrrrring at me.

Asylum Seeker presents Evolution, Science, and Atheism. posted at Madman’s Paradise.

Asylum Seeker’s short post on if science and evolution necessitates or leads to Atheism is shoooooooooooort, but it is very nice.

vjack presents Atheist Revolution: Anti-Atheist Bigotry as a Political Tactic posted at Atheist Revolution.

We cats are like people in that we don’t believe in gods.  vjack asks us if we want to make a stand for our (non-)beliefs or if we should stick our heads in the sand.  I ask, when’s the last time you saw a cat put his head in the sand?  Take after us cats and be proud of your godlessness and if people don’t like it, dig your claws into their thighs and stick your butthole on their noses.  Yes, it is the cat way.

Paul Sunstone presents Is there a God-Shaped Vacuum in All of Us? posted at Café Philos: an internet café.

Paul doesn’t think there is a god-shaped vacuum in us.  I don’t think there is any vacuum in us at all.  If there were, all my hair would be held in tightly.  As Reed’s couch shows, this is clearly not the case.

Chris Hallquist presents Ravi Zacharias? /The End of Reason/ posted at The Uncredible Hallq.

FLEAS!  FUCKING FLEAS! Chris is very good at obliterating fleas with his superb logic skills.  I could use him some time.  I’m sure he would be handy.  Not… not that I have… you know… fleas or anything.  That would be an utterly preposterous assertion.  Shut up.

There were so many good submissions, yes, and I couldn’t link and review them all here.  I linked to the ones I liked best, but they were all fantastic.  I have paws and they cramp quickly on silly people-finger keyboards, so I think I shall draw this carnival to a close.

CATFACT!!!  Cat pee pee glows under a blacklight, so go to your silly little stores and buy one.  Then you can read the messages we leave in your carpets, yes?

Goodbye now.  I am going to let Reed out of the closet now.  Be sure to catch the newest CatFace on Weebl’s Stuff.  CatFace is my cousin or something like that.

Ta-ta!