Black Friday is this week, and you know what that means: It’s time to start thinking about Christmas Nondenominational Holiday gifts!
Because you are the best blog readers on the face of the planet, I want to give you all a gift. However, I don’t know what you want.
Take this poll and let me know what it is that you truly desire this holiday season.
Here are your options:
- A chance to win a fabulous mystery prize
- Risqué, but tastefully done, photos of Reed
- A Christmas song composed and performed by Reed and his Mommie
- Embarrassing baby pictures/video of Reed
- A punch in the groin while getting “Rick-rolled”
- A trojan virus
I’ll post the gift on Christmas morning before Santa arrives to eat your young.
