I Get Email… And Sometimes It’s Not Death Threats

How could I resist plugging the hell out of my new favourite blog The Daily Profaner?

One of the authors, Jacquie O’Godless, emailed me asking me to plug the blog.  I usually don’t even read plug requests, but the e-mail subject caught my eye for some reason.  I have no clue why.

Re: Another Queer Atheist Blogger Approaches to Kiss the Ring

Hey, Reed

I’m Jacquie O’Godless from The Daily Profaner. We are new to the blogging world but we all have enjoyed Homosecular Gaytheist for a long while now. If you have a minute, it would be awesome if you could check out our site and consider linking to us – I really think we will be right up your alley. Thanks for reading, and either way keep on rocking your special brand of hilarity over there.

I love this blogger already.

I responded with a groggy, “It’s 6AM (bedtime).  I’ll check it later.” And received the reply:

As I wipe the brown off my nose I must again assure you – no, it does not stink. ;-)

Well, shit!  Even if the blog sucks, now I have to plug the hell out of it!

It didn’t suck.  In fact, it puts my shitty blogthing to shame!  They even have a real URL and everything!  With all the snarkiness of Wonkette, another one of my favourite blogs, and all the glam of a Liberace/Elton John/ Boy George threeway, The Daily Profaner is like nothing else I’ve ever seen.  And by that, I mean gayer than anything I’ve ever seen.  And by that, I mean really, really  gay…  In the best of possible ways.

Here’s a sample from one of their best posts (They’re all fantasmical though.):

Sodomy: It’s More Than Just Buttsecks, A Guide.

This just in: apparently buttsecks offends baby Jesus, especially when it is two dude who are doin’ it. In case we forgot this, The Sandown Free Presbyterian Church in Belfast, Ireland decided to remind us with a full page ad in the Belfast Newsletter telling us so:

The ad states that homosexuality is an “abomination” and warns of “God’s judgment upon a sin.” It also says that it is “a cause for regret that a section of the community desire[s] to be known for a perverted form of sexuality.”

They timed this ad to come out right around when all the pesky local gays congregate for some giant festival of rainbows and buttsecks, also known as the “Gay Pride Parade”. The gays did not like this ad at all and now the newspaper says it will not run it again. Gay win!

The funny thing about this? Christians don’t really know what “sodomy” means. At the very least, it means anal and/or oral sex with any member of the same or opposite sex. If you are Catholic, it means all non-reproductive sex, period. To make matters more confusing, scholars tell us that the biblical version of sodomy probably means something all together different. How is one to know if they are a sodomite? I have included a handy dandy checklist for the protection of your immortal soul: If you answer “yes” to any of these, you are probably a filthy godless sodomite:

The list is on that post. Go read it now. I’ll wait.

To the dozens of people who email me every month with new blogs they want me to plug, take The Daily Profaner’s example and you just might get a plug:  Write well, be funny and kiss my ass so hard it chaps.

Oh… and Google Ads thinks that GayChubbyDating.com is the most perfect match for an advertisement on their page.  I giggled.

What are you doing still reading my pathetic blog?  Go read The Daily Profaner!  Do it now!!!