Merry Christmas! (500th post)

I started Homosecular Gaytheist in April of this year after retiring my former blog Unorthodox Atheism.  In those nine months, Homosecular Gaytheist has been visited over 70,000 times, the writing staff has grown from one author to six and 500 posts were published, this one being #500.

To celebrate the 500th post, I figured I’d go back into the archives and pull out a few of my favourite old posts again.

My favourite all-time post was a skit written by Ben R. Williams and performed by Ben R. Williams and myself at No Shame Theatre in April:  Dr. Walter Suglow: Lunar Scientist (or Win Ben Stein’s Credibility).

One of my most under-appreciated, but still one of my personal favourite posts this year was my incredibly homosexual disembowelling of Soprano Carter Scott: Atheist’s Requiem.

Another good one is a two-parter in support of McDonalds’ anti-harassment policies: McDonalds = Fag Enabler? and Traditional McValues Coalition is afraid of McTrannies.

I went into the Malkin vs. Ray story with no idea who either woman was, but after writing the post I fell in love with Rachel Ray and I fell in love with hating Michelle Malkin: Paisley Scarf = OMG! TERRORZ!!!

My three favourite new blogs of 2008 are: The Daily Profaner, Separate Spectrum, and the short-lived and much-missed Jettboy’s Rough-and-Tumble, Two-Fisted Adventures in Everyday Reality.

Oh… and before I forget:  As promised, here’s the gift you guys wanted.  You’re all perverts.  Every single one of you.  Especially you, Fiery.

It’s after the fold.  If you’re related to me, you know me personally or you have a weak stomach, don’t continue reading.

Unfortunately for all of us, they both can be embiggened (no jokes, please).

You brought this upon yourself.