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7 January 2009

Compare the Candidates

Filed under: Reed for Congress — Rev. J. Reed Braden @ 12:44 am

Here are the VoteMatch Political Philosophy Quiz results for Rep. Bob Goodlatte and myself:

Bob Goodlatte:

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With Bob Goodlatte in Congress, we have a steady rubber stamp vote for any Conservative issue.  That’s not how democracy is supposed to work.

John Reed Braden:

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I’m a moderate.  I was raised in a Baptist Conservative family and that still holds some influence over my political opinions.  I don’t follow one party and I doubt I ever will.  Whereas Bob is only speaking for the far-right conservatives in the Sixth District, I am open to the concerns of all of my future constituents.

While we’re in the mood for comparisons, let’s dive into the shallow end and compare the candidates on a first impression basis, shall we?  A lot can be learned by one’s first look at another person.

First, here’s Bob.

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He sort of looks like a squirrel wearing blush, don’t you think?

And here’s me.

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Mmm hmm…. Who wouldn’t vote for that?

7 Comments »

  1. I wouldn’t vote for “that” because “that”… didn’t quite answer the way I’d expect…

    Comment by Idir — 7 January 2009 @ 5:53 am

    • So you would rather have the right-wing conservative than me because I happen to be a bit more moderate and open-minded than you?

      Comment by Rev. Reed Braden — 7 January 2009 @ 3:05 pm

  2. Aw Reed, pubic hair on your chin? And you looked so yummy in the Xmyth shot. Like the bareness, not the hairness. *snerk*

    Comment by Fiery — 7 January 2009 @ 9:09 pm

  3. It’s the contrary, actually, I’m to the left of you.
    I’m to the left of everyone.
    So, here’s my results, or a picture of me posing naked.
    Who knows?
    http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/3091/gghgjtt1.jpg

    Comment by Idir — 8 January 2009 @ 9:01 am

  4. I didn’t accuse you being to the right. You said you would not vote for me because you didn’t like the way I answered the questions, so I assumed that would be a vote for my right-wing opponent. That doesn’t mean you’re a right-winger, just that you have an “anyone but” mentality.

    Comment by Rev. Reed Braden — 8 January 2009 @ 12:59 pm

  5. While I’m not sure what an “anyone but” mentality is (I assume that you meant to say that I would only elect someone that thinks exactly the same way I do) I don’t think that it would fit me.
    Democracy is always choosing between a Turd Sandwich and a Giant Douche. I usually opt for the candidate that’s most like me (I know, I’m a Nazi :D ) but that’s usually not one of the bigger candidates, because I oppose this two-party dictatorship.
    It’s not really democracy when it’s a corporate-ruled nearly-no-opposition government. Well… What am I talking about? I can’t vote yet.

    Comment by Idir — 8 January 2009 @ 3:44 pm

  6. Mmm… I would totally vote for that.

    Comment by The Nerd — 8 January 2009 @ 10:18 pm


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