I got back from seeing a play which starred my wonderful friends Kris and Gina, and the last thing I expected to happen happened.
Someone designed a perfume for me.
Mr. Braden,
I’m sure you know now that Richard Dawkins and Hemant Mehta have their own fragrances. Even Jenny McCarthy has her own! Bullshit! lol Well I read your blog and (SORRY!) imagined what you smell like, and, well, see attached.
In good fun!
Jackson
First, don’t call me Mr. Braden. The name’s Reed. Second, that is NOT what I smell like!
(Sniffs self)
You forgot cat hair.
Anyhoo, links to Hemant Mehta, Richard Dawkins and Jenny McCarthy’s stink sprays are here, here and here, respectively.
I like that my fragrance looks like they peeled the label off the Jenny McCarthy fragrance and stuck a new one on. I guess it’s what they do with all the bottles that won’t move off the shelf. Jenny, you can’t sell too many cosmetics when your target audience is dying of measles.
Well, I’m off to the store to buy 300 sticks of deodorant. I hope CVS sells Right Guard in bulk.
I’m really curious what this scent would smell like.
Not that I’m asking you to concoct it.
Comment by Hemant — 27 June 2009 @ 12:20 am
I suspect that there’s a web based app out there somewhere that does these.
Comment by Tony — 27 June 2009 @ 8:47 am
I emailed Jackson about it, trying to figure what font is and where I can get it (Byron, here), and he said he photoshopped it from the Jenny McCarthy bottle.
Comment by Rev. J. Reed Braden — 27 June 2009 @ 1:34 pm