Out of the Mouths of Babes

Overheard in New York:

Three-year-old boy: Mommy, I want a little brother, let’s get one.
Mom: You can’t just go to the store to get a baby.
Seven-year-old girl: I know where babies come from.
Mom: Oh, man!
Three-year-old boy: From where?
Seven-year-old girl: God. God made everything, people and animals.
Three-year-old boy: Who’s god?
Seven-year-old girl: I don’t know, some dead guy who lives in heaven.