What is a Homosecular Gaytheist?
Homosecular
Homosexual + Secular
- Homosexual [hoh-moh-SECK-shoo-al or hoh-mah-SECKS-ah-cal] (n.)
1. A person with a sexual or romantic attraction to the same sex.
2. A male who, indeed, does suck. Thanks.
- Secular [SEC-yuh-lar] (adj.)
1. Pertaining to worldly matters without inclusion of supernatural or religious ideas.
2. Able to throw awesome parties.
Gaytheist
Gay + Atheist
- Gay [GAY or ♫GAY-ay♪] (adj.)
1. Pertaining to homosexuality
*2. A fighting style that is apparently effective against religious icons.
Ex. Steve just unleashed some gay on Buddha, and now he is crying into a pint of Ben & Jerry’s.
*3. A place you can visit frequented by Reed (note: be careful, he’s a fighter).
Ex. Joe was hanging out in gay when Reed jumped out the shadows and punched him in the neck.
- Atheist [EY-thee-ist or (Canadian) EH-thee-ist] (n.)
1. A person who does not believe in a deity or believes there is no deity.
2. A human being (or cat) that is made up of awesome.
* Thanks to Trey Jackson
The title of this blog, Homosecular Gaytheist, is a trademark of the author




13 Comments
10 May 2008 at 5:14 pm
Don’t forget about “fagnostic”.
10 May 2008 at 6:22 pm
Ha! I like it.
However, I’m only agnostic about gods as I am agnostic about fairies, so I’m fairly safely not able to be labelled as a “fagnostic.”
13 May 2008 at 9:25 pm
ive heard gaytheist but not homosecular.
14 May 2008 at 1:12 am
I coined the phrase Gaytheist and I’ve been using it for a couple years. Some people started using it and I snatched up this domain name before it could be taken.
14 May 2008 at 12:20 pm
“Fagnostic” is an epistemological position.
What I’d really like to know is: are you a strong gaytheist or a weak gaytheist?
20 May 2008 at 10:23 pm
It depends on who my partner is. Sometimes I’m a strong Gaytheist and sometimes I’m a weak Gaytheist. I prefer strong though. ;-)
22 May 2008 at 6:18 pm
That would probably rate you as a Gaytheistic Fagnostic ;)
(meaning you are not 100% certain there is a god but a there highest probability is that there isn’t any)
22 May 2008 at 6:23 pm
I’ve always seen a fagnostic as a person who was unsure of their sexual preference but called themselves bisexual so they wouldn’t limit their options while figuring it out.
22 May 2008 at 6:40 pm
In that context, wouldn’t fagnostic mean that you are not certain if homosexuals exist?
Oh well…
13 June 2008 at 3:30 pm
Fags will burn!!!!!!!!!
13 June 2008 at 3:31 pm
fags will burn
18 June 2008 at 3:56 pm
Best. Blog name. Evar.
20 June 2008 at 3:05 am
dick_in_ass:
Trolls do not have the privilege of anonymity on Homosecular Gaytheist.
dick_in_ass used a fake email address, of course, but his IP address is 131.204.251.121.
This IP address is registered to the University of Auburn’s Division of Telecommunications in Alabama. Something tells me that commenting here with incendiary remarks such as, “fags will burn,” is not consistent with the school’s computer usage policy.
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