Homosecular
Homosexual + Secular
- Homosexual [hoh-moh-SECK-shoo-al or hoh-mah-SECKS-ah-cal] (n.)
1. A person with a sexual or romantic attraction to the same sex.
2. A male who, indeed, does suck. Thanks.
- Secular [SEC-yuh-lar] (adj.)
1. Pertaining to worldly matters without inclusion of supernatural or religious ideas.
2. Able to throw awesome parties.
Gaytheist
Gay + Atheist
- Gay [GAY or ♫GAY-ay♪] (adj.)
1. Pertaining to homosexuality
2. A fighting style that is apparently effective against religious icons.
Ex. Steve just unleashed some gay on Buddha, and now he is crying into a pint of Ben & Jerry’s.
3. A place you can visit frequented by Reed (note: be careful, he’s a fighter).
Ex. Joe was hanging out in gay when Reed jumped out the shadows and punched him in the neck.
(2 and 3, thanks to Trey Jackson)
- Atheist [EY-thee-ist or (Canadian) EH-thee-ist] (n.)
1. A person who does not believe in a deity or believes there is no deity.
2. A human being (or cat) that is made up of awesome.
Don’t forget about “fagnostic”.
Comment by GDad — 10 May 2008 @ 5:14 pm
Ha! I like it.
However, I’m only agnostic about gods as I am agnostic about fairies, so I’m fairly safely not able to be labelled as a “fagnostic.”
Comment by Rev. Reed Braden — 10 May 2008 @ 6:22 pm
ive heard gaytheist but not homosecular.
Comment by maximus — 13 May 2008 @ 9:25 pm
I coined the phrase Gaytheist and I’ve been using it for a couple years. Some people started using it and I snatched up this domain name before it could be taken.
Comment by Reed Braden — 14 May 2008 @ 1:12 am
“Fagnostic” is an epistemological position.
What I’d really like to know is: are you a strong gaytheist or a weak gaytheist?
Comment by AV — 14 May 2008 @ 12:20 pm
It depends on who my partner is. Sometimes I’m a strong Gaytheist and sometimes I’m a weak Gaytheist. I prefer strong though. ;-)
Comment by Rev. Reed Braden — 20 May 2008 @ 10:23 pm
That would probably rate you as a Gaytheistic Fagnostic ;)
(meaning you are not 100% certain there is a god but a there highest probability is that there isn’t any)
Comment by Db0 — 22 May 2008 @ 6:18 pm
I’ve always seen a fagnostic as a person who was unsure of their sexual preference but called themselves bisexual so they wouldn’t limit their options while figuring it out.
Comment by Rev. Reed Braden — 22 May 2008 @ 6:23 pm
In that context, wouldn’t fagnostic mean that you are not certain if homosexuals exist?
Oh well…
Comment by Db0 — 22 May 2008 @ 6:40 pm
Fags will burn!!!!!!!!!
Comment by dick_in_ass — 13 June 2008 @ 3:30 pm
fags will burn
Comment by dick_in_ass — 13 June 2008 @ 3:31 pm
Best. Blog name. Evar.
Comment by nullifidian — 18 June 2008 @ 3:56 pm
dick_in_ass:
Trolls do not have the privilege of anonymity on Homosecular Gaytheist.
dick_in_ass used a fake email address, of course, but his IP address is 131.204.251.121.
This IP address is registered to the University of Auburn’s Division of Telecommunications in Alabama. Something tells me that commenting here with incendiary remarks such as, “fags will burn,” is not consistent with the school’s computer usage policy.
Comment by Rev. Reed Braden — 20 June 2008 @ 3:05 am
“Homosecular Gaytheist” LOL!!
Reminds me Michelle Bachelet as she presented herself as Defense Minister in front of the military in Chile: “I am a divorced ex-convict socialist woman, but we will have a good relationship”.
Greeting from an Heterosecular Straitheist and lots of luck out there.
Comment by moredan — 9 July 2008 @ 3:51 am
Love the blog! Love the name, love the humour. I am also a human being or cat that throws awesome parties, although I am straight. So like moredan I must be a Heterosecular Straitheist! Excellent.
Comment by undergroundnetwork — 10 July 2008 @ 4:47 am
Awesome blog.
I’m just having trouble finding a name for me that works.
Bisexular HEY!theist? (which I took from someone else here >> )
Comment by ThatGuy — 21 July 2008 @ 10:18 pm
Re: “Steve just unleashed some gay on Buddha”
Erm … the Buddha wouldn’t be disturbed, and he certainly wouldn’t hate you for being yourself.
Don’t equate the Smiling One with the Smiting One. Details, details.
Comment by mm — 7 August 2008 @ 4:27 pm
Heterosecular Straitheist? I like that! And love & kisses to all the gaytheists too, natch.
Comment by PTET — 12 September 2008 @ 3:30 pm
The name made me think of this: Homophylatheus Homocosmicus
Comment by Diaphanus — 27 September 2008 @ 1:41 am
Does this means people who call themselves atheists are asexual?
Comment by Alex — 21 October 2008 @ 8:39 pm
“Does this means people who call themselves atheists are asexual?”
Why the hell would it mean that? Reading comprehension fail.
Comment by Rev. Reed Braden — 27 October 2008 @ 12:37 pm
Homosecular Gaytheists unite!
Comment by Jessica Sideways — 3 November 2008 @ 11:07 am
Wow I love the name of your blog! Describes me perfectly. I’m looking forward to reading this blog.
Comment by Tommy Paquette — 11 November 2008 @ 4:32 pm
Looks good, just read a few articles and this blog is awesome. I’m going on an archive binge.
Comment by Amitabho Chattopadhyay — 16 November 2008 @ 1:27 am
I’m late, but after reading the troll posts on here, I’m adding you to my blogroll. Fabulous, keep up the Gaytheist Homosecularizing!! :)
Comment by sunnyskeptic — 17 December 2008 @ 7:03 pm
Very interesting indeed!!!!
Comment by Luna — 21 December 2008 @ 1:26 pm
Love it! The world needs more homosecular gaytheists!!! But really, you’re smart & funny and it doesn’t matter what gender/race/religion/sexual orientation you are. YOU ROCK! :)
Comment by kathulhu — 21 January 2009 @ 9:18 pm
I too will jump on the band wagon and launch my badly spelt support from my Dislexular corner of the room, where we dont belive in Dog and it dont matter who you sleep with, just dont ask us to spell it.
Comment by Gimpochino_Fantastico — 17 February 2009 @ 11:09 am
I liked the phrase from Dogs in Space.
“Are you from the planet Stupider or from the planet Poofiter”
Comment by LA — 4 March 2009 @ 5:35 am
Dude, I laughed out loud at those definitions (especially the secondary ones!) That was great!
In addition to punching someone in the neck, use a rabbit punch to the ovaries (yes, on a dude, lol) I hear its devastating! LOL
Great site!
Comment by konquererz — 23 April 2009 @ 10:05 am